A bad reputation and it's going around! (Bad Reputation, by The Reverend Horton Heat) That is one of my favorite songs. Not only because I saw it performed live, and not only because the Reverend asked ME what I wanted to hear, and not only because The Reverend Horton Heat is one of my favorite groups. However, because it reminds me of MANY of my best female friends (both old and new) and me. It is funny how other people can ruin a person’s reputation. The earliest memory of a "WHORE" or a "SLUT" was back in elementary. You have to remember I attended a small school in a VERY SMALL town. You might even call it back woods. How can I describe it so you can actually picture it? Hmmmmmm ok, how about the Little House on the Prairie school (except with about 500 students including the elementary, junior high and high school). She was new in town her father was transferred with his job. Yvonne was cute sweet SUPER smart and nice. We were in the…I cannot even remember. Maybe the 6th or 7th grade? I think I was 13 maybe 14. Anyway I can vividly remember her and her older boyfriend…from high school Vince (she was my age he was about 4 years older) making out and practically doing it in front of the world on their way home. Later, that year I attended her baby shower. I can remember I still played with Barbies with my neighbor Lisa across the street. In junior high, (I was a freshman to be exact)…………YOURS TRULY WAS THE BIGGEST SLUT EVER! Funny. I was in Local Pageants, I was a cheerleader, pretty, nice, pretty much a push over…ha ha ha. I was an UNDERDOG. I NEVER stood up for myself, and was a cheerleader (POPULAR, and my parents had nice things), and boys liked me. I WAS A SLUT! I apparently had given blowjobs (I REALLY did not know what that was) I had had sex (never happened it much later), and I stole other girls boyfriends. Every cheerleader except two was also a slut or a whore. Penelope to this day remains a great friend. She went out with people and had experience…but she was not a slut. She did have sex before me though…way way before me. Leann was experienced and had had sex. SHE NEVER DENIED IT! However, again it was with one guy. Ladonna…...another story! Caroline…………NO! She just like me was pretty….and was blessed with big boobs. Sheer stupidity and jealousy! Now fast forward…I moved to a better school…very much larger….way more with it! I was just a number. And I was not a slut. My friends were not either. WE were IDIOTS. OMG now that I look back….hah! We were the biggest dorks (and we were not giving bow jobs…...much less having sex) ….fast forward 2003. I meet Regina. Dang. This girl loved to FUCK! She had the appetite of three men. She entertained up to three guys on a daily! And had then back to back. The stories she told! Toothpaste for a better blowjob, Ice in the vag for a cold surprise, and hair conditioner for lube in case you are out. Dang my friend was a porn star! And she never has denied it! All I want to be is the next Carrie Bradshaw…………….all she wants to be is the next Nast Nina. So, I can actually in all honest say I am NOT a slut, or a whore. At worst a tease. But I have learned what I know from the sluts and whores I am proud to call my friends. They would take a bullet for me. They are sincerely happy and proud of me. Today they are good mothers and wives. And, may I add………..some of the most successful women today. However, most of all….they have happy husbands who do not cheat!
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