I call it petting your pooch!

I have made out with many guys (I have not slept with many though). I love that anticipation you get the first time your with someone. The anticipation of what the first kiss will be like. Man you get butterflies, you get nervous, you try to picture it in your head. Then you chew some gum, put on the gloss that taste like tutti frutti or whatever stupid flavor that's in your purse. You make sure you tilt your head just enough, take slow breaths, close your eyes. FIREWORKS! In some instances NOT! But, when there are fireworks the kissing can get more intense......hotter. The music playing is sweet, even amazing! THEN......................................record scratches. You get that oh so familiar pat on the head. The fingers through the hair with the pat. And then the subtle push down to their crotch. WTF?? This happened to me twice. I was utterly disgusted and was like.......yeah sure. Good one. Why would a guy do this? Can you imagine if I did this to a guy?Mmmmmmm, never mind the pig would probably like it. But, just imagine your father doing this to your mother. Yeah......Gross! If you are a guy.................please do not do this! I have spoken to a number of my girlfriends (and some of my male gay friends), This is a total turn off. Might as well just take out your wallet and ask how much.