"If you like Pina Coladas...And getting caught in the rain......If you're not into yoga.....If you have half a brain

...If you'd like making love at midnight,In the dunes on the Cape,Then I'm the love that you've looked for.........Write to me and escape." You know that song right?? Well apparently my friend Fabian does too. Where the fuck have I been that I don't know what Ashly Madison is?? My friend Fabian also happens to be an EX that comes from a GOOD family his dads a well know doctor in HELLPASO and he went to a good catholic high school. MY G_D what has that school produced?? A tattooed, nipple pierced, alcoholic atheist............and now a frigging sex-a-holic who is proud he cheats! I LOVE honest people!! That's why they are my friends. Being honest is VERY hard. So back to this Ashly Madison thing. WHAT THE FUCK?? The web sites motto?? "Life is too short.......have an affair" What the devil?? NOW I really have seen it all. This web site is apparently well known...............I guess by people who want an affair or need a little more. But, I am a self professed cochina. Why haven't I heard about it before?? This place even GUARANTEES you will have an affair! WOW. My friend says hes banged a couple of cougars and says its all kosher. Its private, its discreet........(discreet means you don't tell people about it) Yes..plenty of fish........NICE! I would never wanna be described as PLENTY OF FISH! Gross. So anyway this web site I'm told is like FB but for fucking. Instead of poking(which still seems kinda weird and gross) you wink. When you wink you gotta explain why you winked at them..........like I winked at you because you look dirty and desperate and by the looks of it you'd take it in the ass. Something like that. WOW.......WOW........I'm coming off as a hater of cheaters. I wonder why? Ummmmmmm cuz my Ex husband cheated on me. That's all my Ex needs... an easier and nastier way to get some ass. You know what the fucked up thing is??? These people go there to CHEAT........and many of them end up finding someone they begin a new relationship with. Again....WTF? You're tiered of your relationship, so you cheat and start a new one with someone as fucked in the head as you?? OK, these are the things Jerry Springer shows are made of. So apparently this website even advertises on all kinds of shows, xm radio,and Howard Stern (NO SHIT? YOU DONT SAY!). I'm like all into this now. I'm seriously gonna finish this up so I can read the nasty filth that comes outta these people. CANT WAIT! So, I guess you don't have to have half a brain, or like pina coladas.....just an account with Ashly Madison.http://www.plentyoffish.me.uk/ashleymadison.html