A minute in the life of a perve.Do you hear what I hear??(Just something random....still need to continue with the EX's)

Have you ever heard your neighbors doing it?? And you feel all weird but stay and listen?? even look at your watch or cell and time them?? Am I the only SICKO? I laugh so bad once I ALMOST peed my pants when the neighbors(I live downstairs) above were going at it and their bed was all squeaking at a super fast speed and the squeaking was so LOUD! So, I knocked on the wall and it stopped for about a minute. Then it started up again. But, they were tyring to be discreet. They were quiet, and moved sooooooooo slow. The speed was so slow like creeeeek (stop) creeeeeeeeek (stop) creeeeeeeeeeeeeek (stop) and it went on for like that for 5 minuets. Then I guess the guy couldn't hold it any longer (he probably said FUCK IT!) and returned to the fast and furious(this time for like 30 seconds)! I laughed so loud I know they heard me. Then I peed.