"Vag-inasium"..............While others have new years resolutions to go to the Gym. My resolution is to go on the "vag-inasim" as much as I can weekly.

You have heard that whores, sluts, and prostitutes have loose vaginas right. True and not true. I actually asked my doctor and read as much possible about these truths. The truth is that the vagina is a muscle, and just like any other muscle if it is not used and exercised on a daily that muscle is weak, and loose. Therefore, if you are not having sex regularly...your vag is probably all loosey goosey. On the other hand, if you have sex on a regular with men who have HUGE and or THICK penises then your Vag walls become loose (to the next Joe who might not be so lucky to be hung like a horse). In addition, women who have sex with men that have large penises cannot really ever go back to that small little vagina they had once. However, there are exercises and gadgets that even my OB has said are great for toning the VA JJ. Of course, good old Kegels are awesome; they help make that thang stronger. Did you know if your vag is weak, you could have a real hard time having orgasms or not have an orgasm at all? And that a great toned vagina will give you the most intense, ejaculatory orgasms? Yep! So true!! And I personally like Ben Wa balls. I had asked my doctor once about em. His response?? He thinks that they are amazing and a MUCH  MUCH better solution to VaginaPlasty. I talk about these often with my friends and they are like huh? What? What the hell is that? Are you serious?? I am so surprised how many women have never heard of them. Ben Wa balls or Chinese Burmese bells are these small metal or plastic balls the size of marbles or the balls in a pinball machine. The metal balls are usually hollow and have these little balls inside that help with sexual arousal. They sound like little bells when banged together or shook. Basically, you put em up your vagina and hold em in by clenching your vag muscles. If you can walk around with em for a couple of hours a day...you will be the terminator of all pussy! That thing will be able to make grown men cry, give up their life savings and make em act like idiots for the terminator. So go ahead........go to the gym. I'll be on the “vag-inasium” working out my shit! So the next time you call someone loose...are they loose? If they're gettin more than you are, you're the loosey goosey. But, they are the ones with loose morals.