This one is for you.....you know who you are! The "Dick-nasium"

True! I do not have a dick!! However, a friend of mine on the other side of the globe inquired. And me lovin dick...had to inquire if there was indeed a "dick-nasium" and YES! I was reading about ancient exercises that are used to increase the size of your penis (so you can loosen the women no doubt). Also in these articles was not only increasing the size of your package but also keepin IT harder and havin longer erections. NICE! I love this. Besides a larger piece, makin it harder, lasting longer you also start to produce more semen! Wow, I never realized this was important to you guys. Really more stuff is better?? I did not know that. I guess more "cumfetti" more surprises. So I guess just like the ladies that have to dedicate 20 min a day working out the vag same goes for the guys. Guys you have to give about 25-30 min a day to make your piece a masterpiece. Again just, like the ladies you guys gotta do the Kegels. You can do em around people. No one would even know your doin em. You squeeze and release the PC muscle (the part between your scrotum and anus). Start slow cowboy...maybe just like 25 to 50 a day. Then work it up to 300 a day. This will help keep the tool hard and help you hold back on the "cumfetti". Then there’s this Jelqing thing you do...it’s like masturbating and a cock ring type technique thing. I'll add a link. Sounds kinda painful...but it makes your tool a larger tool. Then the last exercise is the length extender........OUCH! Seriously OUCH! This shit sounds ewel...........you stretch it out as far as you can without hurting yourself, and you hold it stretched out for like 30 seconds. Your gonna do this like 30 times. Then.............get this................you slap your dick 100 times on your leg. This procedure gets the blood flowing. Man, no wonder so many guys are just AVERAGE. That sounds like ALOT of work. But the person who gets to experience your new and improved piece will LOVE IT! BIGGER, BETTER, and more bang for the F*$?. NICE. Me gusta.
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/top-3-penis-enlargement-exercises.html