Random shit I gotta get off my mind of random shit I come up with. First things first then about the potential Exes. (I love those soft puffy mints, I love my Sugar Spoon(and I don't mean a spoon you eat with), I love latex, and reading People. I love Hello Kitty and when he loves my kitty. I love being a mother and love my mother. I love REAL people and love to hear them laugh. I want my cake and eat it too).
OK so mister alter boy. Yes a potential ex.............just too sweet to be an ex. So I introduced him to my BFF and made him her ex. He was that UNDERDOG, so sweet innocent went to a good catholic school played by all the rules and REALLY LIKED ME. But, again we were kids. Not even 15. He would smile at me at church while in his red, white and gold trim alter boy outfit ringing those little Church bells. And I would return the smile. PICTURE THIS.................both of us had braces, he LOVED and I mean LOVED Prince. I loved Cyndi Lauper. We liked each other alot...........but not alot. Do you know what I mean?? We went to school dances together and got our braces caught with each others braces. NICE! He and I were and remain to this day GREAT friends. This potential EX grew up to be an atheist, drink like a fish, and do things a good catholic boy would NEVER do! Oh yeah did I mention nipple rings??HA...........................So not the boy next door anymore. Man you grew up to be a completely different person. But that sweet, considerate boy remains inside of that death metal tattooed body of yours. My favorite memory was when we saw each other after all those years...................You know what I speak of ?(wink wink).This part I'm singing as I type Cuz you're a creep. You're a weirdo......what the hell are ya doing here??? YOU DO BELONG HERE.
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