To the Welcome Mat...Here's to you..YOU JUST DO NOT GET IT!

Raw and indiscreet (does not mean I want to insult you, I think I might have Turret's so forgive me!) but I am genuine and say this with all good intentions. Lets say some one is a canary.. "If you love someone set them free. If they come back it was meant to be." So if the fucking bird comes back and hangs out, helps with the nest and chicks, prefers the nest and cage to freedom...KICK ASS!! It was meant to be! If the fucking bird comes over for the winter and sometimes in between, ruffles his feather tails, pecks at your bird feed, shits all over your nest and cage and then leaves...THAT MOTHER FUCKER DID NOT COME BACK! He is giving your feathers a BOOTY CALL..that's all! Fuck that canary..go for the cock!