Saturday, November 26, 2011

Tip rate? 20% or more for good service!

ALL SERVICE INDUSTRIES!!!!
Just NASTY!
·         The lady who rubs off the plaque on her teeth on the cloth napkin you eventually will have to pick up.

·         The guy who bites his fingernails (and somehow his toe nails) and leaves them behind.

·         The lady that hacks up a loogey, spits it in the same cloth napkin that eventually I have to pick up.

·         The kid eating off the floor under the booth (before he got there a couple of city workers sat there…they had shit on their shoes). You try to explain it to the mother she’s having a “mommies day out”, (and wine) she's having way to good of a time to listen and says “he’s happy like that”.

·         The lady who puts sour cream in her coffee.

·         The guys who pours a cup of ranch and a cup of balsamic on his salad.

·         The lady who eats a whole purple onion (sliced) on her burger.

·         The couple that is practically having sex at the table.

·         The pimple popper. It’s even grosser when someone else is doing the popping. (this guy usually is proud of the fruits of their labor and shows it off)

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