You change your mind Like a girl changes clothes. Yeah, you, PMS Like a bitch I would know And you over think Always speak Critically...I should know that you're no good for me

I know a certain someone who is ALWAYS sick. Either its a cold, its a headache, stomach ache, back ache, depression, can't sleep or just plain fucking grumpiness!!! I know it has to do with the fact that he doesn't have or really desire SEX (LIKE CLOSE TO 3 YEARS WITHOUT..YIKES!!) . I being a little on the Dr. Ruth side have always argued that SEX is the cure for many ailments. It's been studied that people who have sex more often have higher levels of IgA (Immune system Defense Army). People have the misunderstanding that sex can lead to a heart attack YES, if you're not supposed to have sex because your heart isn't healthy enough) When in fact, sex twice a week for men can help reduce the risk of having a heart attack, and for women it can help increase estrogen which also helps fighting off heart attacks. CUMMING hard or just cumming is the best stress reliever...the more we stress...(this guy is REALLY STRESSED (like 24/7)) the lower your libido(ooooo that's why he doesn't wanna EVER do it!!) if you're cumming your breathing more calmly. So cum as often as possible!! Plus having that amazing orgasm can lower your blood pressure.

Having sex often is that natural morphine...a great fuck is the cure for reducing pain in the back,legs, menstrual cramps, arthritis and headaches.(HOLY SHIT!!! This guy is totally missing out on the free natural Morphine..IDIOT!) Well, maybe I should be a little more positive. Research have said men who ejaculate either  during sex or masturbation at least 21 times a month lower the chances of getting prostate cancer.      ( Who am I kidding...this guy cant get it up never the less rub one out) Can't sleep you say? You're acting like a little bitch because you're moody you say?? You feel depressed and good for nothing?? All Fuck My Life? Guess what the natural cure is dumb ass?? YEP....SEX! Sex triggers your body to produce feel good chemicals that help reduce stress, chemicals that induce a relaxation hormone that helps you sleep. And with good sleep comes less moodiness. The best little bonuses to having sex on a regular is anti-aging and can keep away tooth decay...WOW! While having sex beta endorphins are released which are the chemicals that  helps the skins collagen production. They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Nope kissing and having oral sex helps keep the dentist away. While kissing or going down we produce more saliva which helps to prevent the build up of food, plaque and acid which lead to tooth decay. So..Eat out more often (but also PLEASE brush your teeth, use mouthwash and floss..if your mouth stinks your ass probably does too..no one wants to go down on that).

Lastly the coolest reasons sex is a benefit to your regular list of activities is that it helps cure hangovers and writers block. Now, sex cannot undo the damages alcohol has done to your body or liver..BUT, it can get rid of that nasty hangover. During sex those endorphins and oxytocin are released which help improve your mood and muscle movements. Writers block...I had struggled with that one for about 2 years. Sex was definitely the cure. An amazing lay can get the creative juices(and other types of juices flowing)  thus leading to getting rid of that nasty writes block, or artistic block

We use to be like twins, so in sync the same energy Now a dead battery. Use to laugh about nothing. Now you're plain boring. I should know that you're not going to change.

Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue It's no problem of mine But it's a problem I find Living a life that I can't leave behind But there's no sense in telling me The wisdom of the fool won't set you free But that's the way that it goes And it's what nobody knows Well every day my confusion grows........

Life is so super confusing. Its hard to make everyone happy..including myself. Yesterday I was a wife, a mom, a friend, an artist, a daughter, a survivor. BUT I am unhappy wife. Loathed , disrespected,  and I have slept on the sofa for what seems like most of my 10 year marriage. I am a mom still..I could definitely be a much better one..more time more patience and just more of me for them in general. I am still a friend...but with me working all the time..or some "event" lately prevents me from being the attentive friend I was in the past. I am still an artist..THAT I can say... I have actually grown and have improved in. I am blessed to still have my parents here with me..but AGAIN..I'm always doing SOMETHING that prevents me from spending more time with my folks. I am STILL a survivor..MORE so than EVER. I am leaving my NON EXISTENCE as some strangers "wife". The man is a great father, he saved me when I needed it 10 years ago...He kept me from falling when I was at my weakest point in life. But that ended a year after I met him. I knew it, and he knew it. We are blessed to have beautiful children together, and blessed that we are parents that can co-parent together. BUT..no love exists, it hasn't for years.We have been miserable for years trying to make it "work". In life we are always trying to make it work. It takes a much stronger person to realize when something is NEVER going to work. Counseling, time, patience..those have all been tried and exhausted. Its time for me to be happy, a mom,a friend, an artist a daughter and continue to be a survivor. I'm leaving a life that I couldn't leave behind.

“I like to taste that sugar/That sweet and low/But hold up wait; new position/I put her on my plate, then I do the dishes.”

RARE! the man that wants to just not come up for air!! RARE the man that wants to make sure you're totally getting off more than once. RARE the man that cant wait to have his dinner for breakfast, lunch and as an "IN BETWEEN" snack. So when you meet him....let him tear it up!! One of the best reasons to let a man go down under for as long as he wants is have that marathon sex. Seriously, penetration can last a lot shorter than a good tongue lashing. I love that if a woman is worked up way before a man we also have the chance to climax together. More reasons ?? An awesome scalp massage, or a nice hair pulling, he can hit the C-spot easier, it strengthens connection... and last of all?? SEXUAL KARMA BITCH!!

Damn you're good! Everything about you except

Have you ever fell crazy almost mad in love with someone then....bam! Shit breath, stinky ass, skunky penis, or fishy vag? Yea! Deal breaker. You even go back for seconds to make sure it wasn't an off day...and it wasn't. It smells even worse now that they think they've got you. RUN...RUN...BEFORE YOU SMELL OF SHIT,STINKY,SKUNKY,FISH! Seriously? If you stay you're down right desperate, have no sense of smell. Or you just smell too. And..if you know someone super hot who smells somewhere. Please tell them. Or...um send them this link.

Parody of "Breathe" by Faith Hill (Holly Lamar/Stephanie Bentley)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/Jeff Carter

SSSHHH

I can smell the onions floating in the air

Must be something that you ate

I can't imagine how your mouth must taste

Forgive me if I turn away

The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees

Almost pass out in your arms

I need a gas mask every time that you come near

And the halitosis starts

I can smell your breath

It's choking me to death

The only who doesn't know is you

Here's some gum to chew

Er...Baby there's no way you're kissing me

What you have for lunch?

Don't you ever brush?

Maybe a Binaca Blast or two is what I'd suggest

I can smell your breath

BAD BREATH!!!!!

It's tough to be there when you're waking up

And that green cloud fills up the room

It's worser than it's ever been before

And I know and you know

And everybody in a three mile radius knows

You should a dentist soon

Cause I can smell your breath

It's gagging me to death

Something must have died inside of you

What you ought to do 

Is chase a Cert or two 

With Listerine

Even when you're gone

The odor lingers on

I'm buying you an Oral B and a jumbo tube of Crest

Cause I can smell your breath

Bad breath

Can't you smell the fog that's floating through the air

Must be something that you ate...

SSSHHHH

Beat The Pussy Up

Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft Nah, I'm just playin' let's just say I can And I'm known to be a real nasty man And they say a closed mouth don't get paid So I don't mind askin' fo' head Ya heard what I said we need to make our way to the bed You can start usin' ya head Ya like to fuck, have ya legs open all in the buck Do it up, slappin' ass, girl the sex get rough

WHOREGASM.....

I thaught I made that word up the other day. I guess I was wrong. The Urban Dictionary defines it as....

	whoregasm
	An orgasm had by a woman from a sexual act deemed as "dirty", taboo or promiscuous, such as sex in public, sex with multiple partners, anal sex, DP, sex with an inanimate object, bestiality, necrophilia, sex with a stranger, BDSM, or a sexual affair, etc. This act may or may not be accompanied by a sense of shame often contributing to its increase in pleasure. I define it as having such nasty sex...at the time you act like a complete whore and it makes you feel so damn good...you whoregasm. Then you're like...damn I was such a whore. I hate to admit it was the best sex I've ever had. The experience made me seriously week in the knees. I was like a new born colt. I lost my balance, I was shaky, cold, hot, sweaty, and on autopilot. I was salivating, numb and feeling  like a porn star! And I did some things that Wait ( The Whisper Song ) by the Ying Yang Twins was written about. Whoregasm whenever possible. At least once in your life. Because after that experience..it's back to reality. Being a mother, wife, daughter, ect.

Blah.....I hate you!

Your rich, you have a great job, a cute family, a good life, and you're an ASSHOLE or a BITCH to those beneath you. I'm a kick ass server with MAD SKILLS and I LOVED my job till you ruined it for me. You should count your blessings ASSHOLE! You don't owe everyone, money! You own a home, your kids are secure, you can give gifts, food,cars, and what not. I don't. DO NOT PUT ME DOWN IN FRONT OF OTHERS!! Where is my Turrets when I need it? Guess I am more educated than you. Money cannot buy kindness.

Turrets of the mind, mouth, and hands..Do you suffer from the same?

I look at certain people and wonder what they look like without clothes, iimagine what they look like when they have sex, and wonder if they have skid marks. I do it with friends I know and their parents....WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?? Even the gross ones! I laugh at my thoughts and sometimes get excited or grossed out. Then my mouth tells people what I'M THINKING! I have no say in it..my brain gives the order to my mouth. People seem to like it...and then I even get the 411 that they were thinking the same. Also filling in the blanks to songs....It just happens...Like DORA, DORA THE WHORA....Dora, Dora Dora she's a whora. Swipper no fucky! And forget about the back pack...you don't wanna know whats in that!! Also just keeping my hands to myself!! I'm like two all over again I'm not supposed to touch it I touch it. If I get annsey I have to touch or slap it!! Im not the only one right??