Damn you're good! Everything about you except

Have you ever fell crazy almost mad in love with someone then....bam! Shit breath, stinky ass, skunky penis, or fishy vag? Yea! Deal breaker. You even go back for seconds to make sure it wasn't an off day...and it wasn't. It smells even worse now that they think they've got you. RUN...RUN...BEFORE YOU SMELL OF SHIT,STINKY,SKUNKY,FISH! Seriously? If you stay you're down right desperate, have no sense of smell. Or you just smell too. And..if you know someone super hot who smells somewhere. Please tell them. Or...um send them this link.

Parody of "Breathe" by Faith Hill (Holly Lamar/Stephanie Bentley)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/Jeff Carter

SSSHHH

I can smell the onions floating in the air

Must be something that you ate

I can't imagine how your mouth must taste

Forgive me if I turn away

The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees

Almost pass out in your arms

I need a gas mask every time that you come near

And the halitosis starts

I can smell your breath

It's choking me to death

The only who doesn't know is you

Here's some gum to chew

Er...Baby there's no way you're kissing me

What you have for lunch?

Don't you ever brush?

Maybe a Binaca Blast or two is what I'd suggest

I can smell your breath

BAD BREATH!!!!!

It's tough to be there when you're waking up

And that green cloud fills up the room

It's worser than it's ever been before

And I know and you know

And everybody in a three mile radius knows

You should a dentist soon

Cause I can smell your breath

It's gagging me to death

Something must have died inside of you

What you ought to do 

Is chase a Cert or two 

With Listerine

Even when you're gone

The odor lingers on

I'm buying you an Oral B and a jumbo tube of Crest

Cause I can smell your breath

Bad breath

Can't you smell the fog that's floating through the air

Must be something that you ate...

SSSHHHH

Beat The Pussy Up

Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft Nah, I'm just playin' let's just say I can And I'm known to be a real nasty man And they say a closed mouth don't get paid So I don't mind askin' fo' head Ya heard what I said we need to make our way to the bed You can start usin' ya head Ya like to fuck, have ya legs open all in the buck Do it up, slappin' ass, girl the sex get rough

WHOREGASM.....

I thaught I made that word up the other day. I guess I was wrong. The Urban Dictionary defines it as....

	whoregasm
	An orgasm had by a woman from a sexual act deemed as "dirty", taboo or promiscuous, such as sex in public, sex with multiple partners, anal sex, DP, sex with an inanimate object, bestiality, necrophilia, sex with a stranger, BDSM, or a sexual affair, etc. This act may or may not be accompanied by a sense of shame often contributing to its increase in pleasure. I define it as having such nasty sex...at the time you act like a complete whore and it makes you feel so damn good...you whoregasm. Then you're like...damn I was such a whore. I hate to admit it was the best sex I've ever had. The experience made me seriously week in the knees. I was like a new born colt. I lost my balance, I was shaky, cold, hot, sweaty, and on autopilot. I was salivating, numb and feeling  like a porn star! And I did some things that Wait ( The Whisper Song ) by the Ying Yang Twins was written about. Whoregasm whenever possible. At least once in your life. Because after that experience..it's back to reality. Being a mother, wife, daughter, ect.